Palmers of Leicester

Just returned from Newhaven where the minibus was on hire. No depression here, everyone was up on the downs.

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Is minibus hiring your salvation? Do you A. stay at home and watch Heir Hunters or B. Hire a minibus? By limiting your group to 16 People, Palmers can offer a high roof minibus, to travel within a 50 mile radius of Leicester city for around £10 a person. Call 01162756060 for further details.

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